When the Wealdstone Raider announced he was releasing a single, in a bid to reach number one for Christmas, we never really thought it could happen.
It is truly awful – but that doesn’t matter.
Gordon Hill’s single Got No Fans has been out for a few days now and incredibly, it’s sitting at number three in the iTunes chart behind Ben Haenow and Mark Ronson. Yes, you did read that correctly. The Wealdstone Raider is number three in the iTunes Chart.
He’s in front of Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran and One Direction. No… we don’t know either.

It’s been a long time since we were first introduced to the enigma that is the Wealdstone Raider, but we’ve appreciated him ever since that famous “you want some, I’ll give it ya” rant appeared.
These Barnsley fans do as well.
And here’s the original, just in case you’ve never had the fortune of seeing it.
Source: SNAPPA

