Toon After Dutch Midfielder?

I have to admit, the only things I believe when reading The Sun are the price and the date. So when a Sun reporter talks of transfer speculation . it's sure to be BOLLOX. But . let's give them a chance to prove me wrong . they claim Newcastle are eyeing Feyenoord midfielder Jonathan De Guzman. The midfielder, 22, capped four times by Holland, has been released by Feyenoord. The Sun: "He has deals on the table from Espanyol and Villarreal but would prefer a move to England." But, if they prove me wrong . I will flash my arse in Fenwick's window!    

Source: FOOTYMAD