Source: Daily_Mail
HATCHET MAN: Taylor made for Newcastle with his latest words of wisdom at the loony Toon
Steven Taylor appears to be the perfect player for Newcastle if what he has said this week is anything to go by. The comedy club who seem to be in a permanent state of confusion, have in the centre back the embodiment of what they stand for. Scuffle: Taylor got involved with Rio Ferdinand More from Hatchet Man. HATCHET MAN: Thinking big isn't helping Boro as Huth blunders about at the back09/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Disappointing Deco's days are numbered at Chelsea09/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Zlatan should let his feet do the talking but Manchester United can teach him a lesson09/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Using aggression to hide his limited ability will see Cattermole found out in the end - but not if Wigan boss Bruce reins him in06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: So much for football's role models! Ashley Cole's latest scrape proves that the Chelsea chump will never learn06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: The real challenge, Arsene, is to produce better tacklers not your netball-loving French fancies06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: United's busy body Rio still has a lot of growing up to do06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Redknapp should know that Lennon won't be an England player until he learns how to pass the ball properly05/03/09 VIEW FULL ARCHIVE 'If causing a bit of mayhem or bringing out a row takes the pressure away from the football side I will do it, ' said Steven Taylor as he revealed his cunning plan to make things better for long-suffering Newcastle.Never mind the fact that his appearing to lash out at Cristiano Ronaldo and then becoming embroiled in a half-time bust-up with other Manchester United players didn't work at all last week. Taylor added: ' When I'm bored, I'm dangerous. The fun part is trying to get out of trouble.' And then, the funniest line of all: 'This club belongs in Europe.' Ferdinand's fury at Taylor in tunnel spat over Ronaldo challengeFighting talk: Ronaldo fury at Taylor sparks United-Toon tunnel bust-upPICTURE SPECIAL: Vidic gets the elbow! United star in the wars again after clash with Newcastle's MartinsNewcastle 1 Manchester Utd 2: Fizzy Fergie is seven up NEWCASTLE UNITED FC NEWS FROM ACROSS THE NET