Everything you were thinking during tonight's England game

England did exactly what was expected of them tonight and beat Lithuania 4-0 in their European Championship qualifier. Here’s exactly what you were thinking. As the line-ups were announced, a lot of people were incensed that saviour of the world Harry Kane wasn’t starting. Even Arsenal fans were hoping to see a Kane goal. Even as an arsenal fan it'll be nice to see Harry Kane get a goal tonight 🙏 #ENGvLIT — Lennox Forster (@lennoxfors) March 27, 2015 We were dreaming up headlines. Can see the headlines now…"England Kane Lithuania" #ENGvLIT — Scott Cowley (@Chicaned02) March 27, 2015 And wondering how Joe Hart was going to keep himself busy. Hope Joe Hart has brought a book out with him tonight . He's in for a boring night #ENGvLIT — neil ralph (@NeilRalphy) March 27, 2015 Others were pleased England finally seem to have a right back in the team who isn’t just pace and nothing else (sorry Kyle Walker and Glen Johnson). Good to see Nathaniel Clyne establishing himself as England's No1 right back, and deservedly so #saintsfc #ENGvLIT — Peter White (@peterwhite_1) March 27, 2015 We’d been hearing a lot about a sold out Wembley. That’s not what we saw, though. Are they sure this is sold out? #ENGvLIT — Louis van (@GaalMUFC) March 27, 2015 Andy Townsend said words, all of which you considered offensive and/or wrong. Andy Townsend WHY!!!?? 😩 pic.twitter.com/t4ngbEzDo5 — Scott Mannix (@smx32) March 27, 2015 Andy Townsend: 'This could be a walk in the park, Clive. Not literally, of course. You run at this level, and there's no dog poo.' #ENGvLIT — Dan (@ThatConnArtist) March 27, 2015 *man saves baby from burning house* Andy Townsend: "He's got to be disappointed he didn't get the TV and laptops." — Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) March 27, 2015 Something happened which is so rare while watching England that we wondered if we were in fact watching England. Well #England score early. That's rare but pleasing #ENGvLIT — Suburban Reader (@suburbanreader) March 27, 2015 When Wayne Rooney scored the opener, we were so predictable that “Yes Rooney” actually trended on Twitter for a bit. (Twitter) There were Raheem Sterling jokes that nobody has laughed at since that one time he was tired last year. We have no doubt that one crossed your mind at some point, however. BREAKING NEWS: Raheem Stirling lasts one whole minute without complaining of tiredness #ENGvLIT — Rob Wildey (@WildeyHQ) March 27, 2015 We got to half time and England were 2-0 up, but wow – it was boring. People were tuning out in their… well some people were tuning out. Balls to this, I'm off to watch someone make burger and chips on Masterchef #ENGvLIT — Lee Wheatley (@LeroyAlfonse) March 27, 2015 I've painted my nails and its more exciting watching them dry than #ENGvLIT time to switch over to #masterchef — PetraPahlavi (@PetraPahlavi) March 27, 2015 At least we're always consistently tedious #ENGvLIT #England — Dylan Taylor (@DylanG_Taylor) March 27, 2015 Anyone else bored of this misery #ENGvLIT — Guy Finlayson (@akaTheMatter) March 27, 2015 I *could* say something funny, but that would suggest that this game has some kind of redeeming entertainment value. So, so boring. #ENGvLIT — C. Dodds Pennock (@carolinepennock) March 27, 2015 Glenn Hoddle spoke and a few more people turned over to see what Masterchef had in store for them. Hoddle: "He's chipped him with a header. He's nutmegged him with a yellow card. He's bicycle-kicked him with a throw-in." #ENGvLIT — James Brennan (@duguzzle) March 27, 2015 Yeah yeah, we get it. It was boring. But there was still someone on the bench to lift spirits and, more importantly, something quite remarkable on the pitch. Lithuania’s shirts were made by Hummel. It made everyone a bit nostalgic. Think I had a Hummel tracksuit once #ENGvLIT — Phil Barton (@phillyb23) March 27, 2015 I love a Hummel sleeve — Max Rushden (@maxrushden) March 27, 2015 Lithuania rocking the retro Hummel kit. That's a sign of class, is that — Marc Bazeley (@MarcBazeley) March 27, 2015 No doubt that Lithuania will become the hipster capital of international football over the next few months. You wondered whether Roy Hodgson has the same problem as a lot of fans do when watching football in a stadium. “Who scored that one?” There was that small matter of Kane being on the bench, and we eventually saw him. Did you feel that? That's the world collectively shuddering at the thought of defending against the immortal @hkane28 #ENGvLIT #COYS — Buck (@The_Buck_Hour) March 27, 2015 It took him all of 80 seconds before he scored his first ever international goal. Harry Kane is the saviour of England football pic.twitter.com/Q9ETtmmZWg — Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) March 27, 2015 HARRY KANE SCORES ABOUT TWO MINUTES INTO HIS DEBUT! ENGLAND ARE GONNA WIN THE EUROS, WORLD CUP AND WRESTLEMANIA! #ENGvLIT — Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 27, 2015 Harry Kane joins the likes of Steven Caulker, David Nugent, Francis Jeffers and Danny Wallace in the One-Cap-One-Goal Club. — Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) March 27, 2015 Haters will say it's photoshopped. pic.twitter.com/FNlWIZzL9L — Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) March 27, 2015 Harry Kane 72 minutes: Subbed on 73 minutes: Scores first international goal pic.twitter.com/ScFl3j7rZy — Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes) March 27, 2015 And with that, the game was over. You can go back to pretending not to be asleep now.

Source: SNAPPA