One Minute Manager

The career expectancy of a football manager seems to be getting shorter. It won’t be long before they rival the life cycle of a May Fly (24 hours if you’re wondering). Here’s a tongue-in-cheek poem that examines what may happen if current trends are followed to their logical conclusion.Press ConferenceI am the club’s new ManagerI’m excited to be the bossWe’ll take one game at a timeAnd win everything, even the tossI met the lads this morningAnd they’re all over the moonI laid down the law as I see itAnd I’m sure we’ll play better soonThe training session was livelyAnd sometimes emotions run wildYes, I called him a muppetBut he acted like a spoilt childI don’t think I’ve lost the dressing room Players should keep off Twitter And let their football do the talking Not post tweets that are twisted and bitterI wasn’t aware the Chairman said thatI’m sure that’s a misquoteHe said the board were right behind meAnd I’d been given a confidence voteI’ve just been sacked as Club managerI gave it my best shotI’m physically and emotionally drainedI’m off for six week with the millions I’ve got

Source: DSG