Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe is dating Imogen Thomas

More of thelondoneyeyfulLlandwdcwl powysllgl! Eh? Is that the sound David Bentley?s Porsche made when it bent that lamp-post?No, it?s my attempt at Welsh, to try to woo the lovely ImogenI see. Don?t you know she?s already spoken for ? by a certain Jermain Defoe? What? Wasn?t he with fellow Big Brother alumnus Chantelle Houghton just five minutes ago? He was indeedIs he going for some kind of reality TV full house? Watch out Gareth Gates. Don?t be vulgar. Why not concentrate on the fact Defoe scored in Amsterdam this week ? twice?Wow, that would have cost him a pretty penny. I?ve seen them in those windows, they.On the football pitch, boneheadOh, I see.More of thelondoneyeyful

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