Source: Daily_Mail
What Wayne Rooney REALLY said in reaction to his two-match ban...
Wayne Rooney has hit out at the FA for refusing to slash his ban, claiming: 'I won't be the last player to swear on TV'.The Manchester United striker is furious after being told he must serve a two-match suspension for his four-letter outburst at West Ham on Saturday.Sportsmail's Matt Barlow has dissected what Rooney said - with some startling results. Four-letter fury: Rooney lets his mouth take over at Upton ParkWhat he said: 'I am gutted to miss two matches.' Analysis: No kidding, Wayne. That's the thing with punishment.What he said: 'One of which is an FA Cup semi-final at Wembley.' Analysis: Should learn to keep it shut then.What he said: 'I am not the first player to have sworn on TV.' Analysis: True. Gazza once told the whole Norway to 'F*** Off' but that's not really the point?What he said: 'And I won't be the last.' Analysis: Also true. Also not the point.What he said: 'Unlike others who have been caught swearing on camera, I apologised immediately.' Analysis: Well, not immediately. It took a couple of hours. Then it came with the whiff of a self-serving escape plan.What he said: 'And yet I am the only person banned for swearing.'Analysis: Well, no, you're not Wayne, are you? Remember Didier Drogba? But, anyway, go on. Selective memory: Didier Drogba goes on the rampage after Chelsea's Champions League semi-final knockout at the hands of BarcelonaWhat he said: 'That doesn't seem right.' Analysis: It's not right. You really don't get it, do you?What he said: 'Whatever.' Analysis: Girlfriend [insolent teenage gesture].What he said: 'I have to accept that what's happened has happened.'Analysis: You do. You really do. And learn from your mistakes and behave better next time?What he said: 'And move on from here.' Analysis: That's a bit vague. Sounds a lot like you're dodging the issue and shirking responsibility.What he said: 'That is what I intend to do.' Analysis: No, sorry, I'm not sure we're getting through to this one. Send in Ashley Cole. Taming Rooney would be a waste of time, says ex-England boss McLarenBanned Wayne Rooney blasts FA after being told he will miss Man City showdownAll the latest Manchester United news, features and opinion Explore more:People: Wayne Rooney, Didier Drogba Places: Norway