HATCHET MAN: Barca coach insists he'll give a Pep talk and not moan if Chelsea beat them - yeah, rig

Pep Guardiola has vowed that Barcelona will not bleat if everythingdoesn't go their way against Chelsea in their Champions Leaguesemi-final.Of course not, who would ever think they might start whingeing after they acted with such good grace after the first leg?!His team may have style on the pitch but they clearly don't have it offthe field so the coach has made a promise he cannot keep. Full of promises: But Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola will bleat like a sheep if he loses tonightThey are used to getting their own way and if they miss out on the Romefinal or lose a player to injury or suspension there is no chance ofthem taking responsibility.   More from Hatchet Man. HATCHET MAN: Drogba is daft to big up the likes of Malouda, Ballack and Essien - Barcelona have nothing to fear from them06/05/09 HATCHET MAN: So Moyes thinks Baines is better than Cole and Bridge.What at? Scrabble? 06/05/09 HATCHET MAN: Fletcher's red card is hardly a tragedy because replacement Paul Scholes is a better player06/05/09 HATCHET MAN: Wise up Wenger - buy now or lose Fabregas, Adebayor, van Persie - and a whole lot more06/05/09 HATCHET MAN: Bowyer, Carr and Phillips . all old men who've had their day and will only bring Birmingham straight back down 05/05/09 HATCHET MAN: Spare Stoke but relegate the rest of the bottom eight - they are all complete and utter rubbish05/05/09 HATCHET MAN: Rooney and Evra have their (yellow) cards already marked and would miss the Champions League Final with one more05/05/09 HATCHET MAN: Bigger than Wembley and more convenient - why a revamped Old Trafford must stage the top games05/05/09 VIEW FULL ARCHIVE   

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