So, it comes as no surprise that the lanky England striker was on his best behaviour on a evening out with girlfriend Abbey Clancy on Thursday night.
Enlarge Early night? Why not: Peter Crouch takes Abbey Clancy home
The 6ft 7in forward was spotted leaving the Dorchester Hotel in central London looking remarkably fresher than his infamous night out on October 17.
That was when Crouch was seen dancing wildly with team-mate Jonathan Woodgate after their victory over Portsmouth in the Barclays Premier League.
Enlarge Sensible: Crouch decided to keep his shirt done up this time
'I'm squirming a bit now,' admitted Crouch recently. 'After a game you want to relax and unwind. It can't be football, football, football, although nothing like that would happen if there was a midweek game.
'Harry said, "You're an idiot, move on". That's all we needed to say about it.'
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