Source: PA
Anelka laughs off France ban
Nicolas Anelka claims he was "dying with laughter" despite the 18-match suspension imposed by the French Football Federation which is likely to spell the end of his international career.
The FFF came down hard on the Chelsea striker for his part in the internal strife which contributed to Les Bleus' early exit from the World Cup in South Africa.
For 31-year-old Anelka the punishment will almost certainly mean he finishes his international career on 69 caps.
The former Liverpool and Real Madrid striker appeared unconcerned and reserved his ire for the disciplinary commission of the FFF.
He told France-Soir: "For me, this whole commission thing is a nonsense, a charade not to lose face.
"The so-called punishment has no relevance whatsoever because, for me, the French national team was an issue which ended on June 19 when I was kicked out of the training centre at Knysna. This is just to entertain the public, to turn the page because Laurent Blanc needs to be able to work in peace. These people are clowns. I am dying with laughter."
