Football.co.uk brings you a look at the best twitter-based banter from footballers around the globe.
Big night tonight!!! The official launch of my new jewellery collection! Will let everyone know the website when it goes live tomorrow!! (Nov 25th)
Rangers forward DaMarcus Beasley shows that footballers do more than kick a pig's bladder around a pitch for 90 minutes.
Findlay should have won MVP in my opinion. Although the keeper came big again for the PK shoot-out. (Nov 22nd)
Former Millwall man Danny Dichio seems to have forgotten his London roots after moving to Canadian side Toronto FC. It's man of the match and penalty shoot-out Danny.
Let's not get carried away people they may have been beating by 9 but they are still a strong and dangerous team believe me (Nov 26th)
Everyone's favourite tweeter Darren Bent tries to pretend he isn't relishing the chance to face Titus Bramble and co this weekend.
What are u thankful for? Im thankful for my family and thankful for having such amazing fans like you guys. I mean that with all my heart about (Nov 26th)
USA prodigy Freddy Adu with some emotional tweeting - we love you too Fred!
Got the shakira album and its decent.next is fiddy, then dec. 15 alicia keys'try sleeping with a broken heart' is amazing!!! (Nov 22nd)
Villareal hit-man Giuseppe Rossi subtly lets us all know what not to get him for Christmas.
Another great game tonight. Well done by the players and thanks to the fans for the amazing support!! (Nov 25th)
After a 3-2 win over Everton in midweek, Hull City loanee Jozy Altidore seems to be loving life on Humberside despite moving from sunny Spain, how odd.
- Joe Strange