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Manchester United have confirmed that the Barnsley midfielder Paul Digby is at Old Trafford for a trial ahead of a possible permanent deal.
With Filipe Luis' move back to Atletico Madrid finally done and dusted, a deal for his replacement is also being finalised.
Premier League winners Chelsea are moving towards signing Brazilian left-back Alex Telles, currently of Galatasaray, according to reports on Tuesday.
With their second straight FA Cup silverware firming planted in the trophy case, does Arsenal have what it takes to
Juventus are looking to take Chelsea outcast Juan Cuadrado on loan, but the Blues are looking to offload him permanently.
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