Rated as 'strongest player in the world' by the FIFA computer game, Akinfenwa admits he would love to go toe-to-toe against the likes of Nemanja Vidic and John Terry.
'John Terry, size-wise even my arms are probably the same size as his legs.'
The article touches on Bayo's move to Lithuania as an 18-year-old in a bid to establish himself as a professional footballer, his clothing range and his sheer, physical size.
It paints an affectionate portrait of the man leading Northampton to the brink of an automatic promotion place this season.
Source: Cobblers Mad