Born:
Age: 38
Age in 2005: 25
Premier League Clubs: Tottenham Hotspur (2005-08), Sunderland (2008-10), Birmingham City (2009-10)
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When Teemu Tainio first kicked a ball in the third tier of Finnish football, it was blindingly obvious that he would one day: play for a handful of mid-table English teams, have a largely unsuccessful stint at a Dutch side, move to America in the twilight of his career and end up back in Finland before retiring between the ages of 33-34. You could tell. From the freshness of his face to the nobbliness of his knees, Teemu was destined for semi-greatness.
But it would be a while before he first burst onto the scene of British football. He would, of course, initially spend the best years of his life living in a place called Auxerre, playing for a club called Auxerre and making bi-monthly visits to the
Teemu Tainio on #THFC, Sunderland, javelins, Lapland, French and his career - http://t.co/Q8HldR3WAf #COYS pic.twitter.com/LD9rvmc5b7
— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) September 12, 2015
(Above: What Teemu lacked in footballing talent he more than made up for with his air-guitar-on-an-oar skills)
Yet Sunderland must've heard the news of the player's antics in the West Midlands as they duly terminated his contract at the end of the 2010 season. A stint with Ajax under transfer guru Martin Jol, who had also just re-signed Timothée Atouba, was mostly unsuccessful, yielding just two appearances all season. A brief spell in America with New York Red Bulls followed, prior to the Teemu's retirement back where it all started: somewhere in Finland.
(Above: Teeny Tainio looks forlorn after forgetting to bring change for the binoculars)
After featuring in a very cool interview in which he wore a bright red baseball cap backwards, Tainio was last seen scouting for Tottenham Hotspur where his keen eye for talent has seen him scout far-flung players, such as his son.
"Nobody can beat me at throwing javelins"
Source: 90min