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The Day The Toon Had The Mackem Groundsman In Tears!
From our NU-Mad message board ... The Mackem Groundsman..... by 9Deano It was the 4-1 demolition derby and f***ing hilarious At half-time he was replacing divots on the pitch and checking the nets behind the goal were secure but as we were all behind that goal he couldn't resist making a 1-0 gesture. After we humped them 4-1 he had to come back out and was collecting the corner flags while everyone was singing "you're just a sad Mackem bastard". He threw a proper hissy fit and slammed the corner flags down on the pitch. He started walking towards the tunnel and took his 5under1and coat off and threw it on the pitch. One of the other stewards who saw him ran over and put an arm round him but he started shoving him off. Eventually he started walking back down to pick the corner flagsup but the bloke (who put an arm round him) shouted him back and told him to pick his coat up and put it back on. So everyone behind the goal was cheering and howling while singing "you're getting sacked in the morning" Sunderland AFCStadium of Light Directions & Car Parking Exit the A1 at Junction 62, the Durham/Sunderland exit and take the A690 towards Sunderland. After about eight miles, you will reach a roundabout, at which turn left onto the A19, signposted for the Tyne Tunnel. Stay in the left hand lane and take the second slip road towards Sunderland (signposted Stadium Of Light, A1231 Sunderland). This takes you onto a bridge crossing over the River Wear. Turn right onto the A1231 following the signs for Sunderland. Go straight over four roundabouts into Sunderland. Then go through two sets of traffic lights (keeping in the left hand lane at the second set, going straight on towards Roker rather than the city centre) and you will see the Stadium car park on your right, about a mile after the traffic lights. However there is only limited parking at the ground, so alternatively, you can park in the city centre and walk to the ground (about 10-15 minutes). The traffic for a couple of miles around the ground was solid when I went so allow plenty of time for your journey. There is also a 'Park & Ride' scheme in operation on matchdays, free for both home and away supporters. This is situated at Sunderland Enterprise Park, which is well signposted just off the A1231. Buses run every five minutes, for 90 minutes before kick off and continue after the game until everyone has gone. By Train and Metro Sunderland train station in the city centre is walkable from the stadium (around 15 minutes). Paul Duck informs me; 'You will exit the station opposite Greggs. Turn right out of the station heading up towards a JJB Sports store and walk through the gap between JJB and a nail bar to the right of JJB. Keep walking straight ahead and within 100m you will see the Stadium Of Light rising up in front of you over the Wearmouth Bridge'. Simply cross the bridge, and turn left into Millennium Way, opposite the now closed Wheatsheaf pub. The away turnstiles are located on the side of the ground which is straight ahead. Ashley Smith adds; "The Metro stations called the 'Stadium of Light' and 'St. Peters' both serve the stadium. The metro provides regular and rapid transport from both Newcastle and the South of Sunderland. Both stations are only a few minutes walk from the stadium, although away supporters should alight at St Peters Station as that is closer to their entrance. This provides an alternative to the regular rail services. Please note though that after the game the Stadium of Light metro station only operates Northbound (i.e. towards Newcastle) and St Peters metro station only operates Southbound (i.e. towards Sunderland centre). Michael Freanch a visiting Birmingham City fan informs me; 'If you are going into Newcastle after the match then then it may be an idea to walk walk into the centre of Sunderland (10-15 minutes walk) and get metro from there. You will get a seat and also avoid the large crowds at the Stadium of Light station'. 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Premier League 2007/2008 Sun 20 Apr Newcastle Utd. 2 - 0 Sunderland Premier League Sat 10 Nov Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. Premier League 2005/2006 Mon 17 Apr Sunderland 1 - 4 Newcastle Utd. Premiership Sun 23 Oct Newcastle Utd. 3 - 2 Sunderland Premiership 2002/2003 Sat 26 Apr Sunderland 0 - 1 Newcastle Utd. Premiership Sat 21 Sep Newcastle Utd. 2 - 0 Sunderland Premiership 2001/2002 Sun 24 Feb Sunderland 0 - 1 Newcastle Utd. Premiership Sun 26 Aug Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland Premiership 2000/2001 Sat 21 Apr Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. Premiership Sat 18 Nov Newcastle Utd. 1 - 2 Sunderland Premiership 1999/2000 Sat 05 Feb Sunderland 2 - 2 Newcastle Utd. Premiership Wed 25 Aug Newcastle Utd. 1 - 2 Sunderland Premiership 1996/1997 Sat 05 Apr Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland Premiership Wed 04 Sep Sunderland 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd. Premiership 1992/1993 Sun 25 Apr Newcastle Utd. 1 - 0 Sunderland League Division One Sun 18 Oct Sunderland 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd. League Division One 1991/1992 Sun 29 Mar Newcastle Utd. 1 - 0 Sunderland Second Division Sun 17 Nov Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. Second Division 1989/1990 Wed 16 May Newcastle Utd. 0 - 2 Sunderland Football League Play-Offs (Lvl 2) Sunderland won 2-0 on aggregate Sun 13 May Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. Football League Play-Offs (Lvl 2) Sun 04 Feb Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland Second Division Sun 24 Sep Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. Second Division 1984/1985 Mon 08 Apr Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Tue 01 Jan Newcastle Utd. 3 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1979/1980 Sat 05 Apr Sunderland 1 - 0 Newcastle Utd. Second Division Tue 01 Jan Newcastle Utd. 3 - 1 Sunderland Second Division Wed 05 Sep Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland League Cup after extra time, aggregate 4-4, Sunderland won 7-6 on penalties Wed 29 Aug Sunderland 2 - 2 Newcastle Utd. League Cup 1978/1979 Sat 24 Feb Newcastle Utd. 1 - 4 Sunderland Second Division Sat 14 Oct Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. Second Division 1976/1977 Fri 08 Apr Sunderland 2 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division Mon 27 Dec Newcastle Utd. 2 - 0 Sunderland First Division 1969/1970 Fri 27 Mar Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 08 Nov Newcastle Utd. 3 - 0 Sunderland First Division 1968/1969 Sat 22 Mar Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland First Division Sat 31 Aug Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1967/1968 Sat 30 Dec Sunderland 3 - 3 Newcastle Utd. First Division Tue 26 Dec Newcastle Utd. 2 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1966/1967 Sat 04 Mar Sunderland 3 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 29 Oct Newcastle Utd. 0 - 3 Sunderland First Division 1965/1966 Sat 05 Mar Newcastle Utd. 2 - 0 Sunderland First Division Mon 03 Jan Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1963/1964 Sat 14 Mar Newcastle Utd. 1 - 0 Sunderland Second Division Wed 09 Oct Sunderland 2 - 1 Newcastle Utd. Second Division 1962/1963 Sat 02 Mar Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. Second Division Sat 13 Oct Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland Second Division 1961/1962 Sat 21 Apr Sunderland 3 - 0 Newcastle Utd. Second Division Sat 02 Dec Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland Second Division 1957/1958 Sat 01 Feb Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland First Division Sat 21 Sep Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1956/1957 Sat 22 Dec Newcastle Utd. 6 - 2 Sunderland First Division Sat 25 Aug Sunderland 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1955/1956 Sat 03 Mar Newcastle Utd. 0 - 2 Sunderland F.A. Cup Tue 27 Dec Newcastle Utd. 3 - 1 Sunderland First Division Mon 26 Dec Sunderland 1 - 6 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1954/1955 Sat 26 Feb Newcastle Utd. 1 - 2 Sunderland First Division Sat 09 Oct Sunderland 4 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1953/1954 Sat 19 Dec Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 22 Aug Newcastle Utd. 2 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1952/1953 Wed 17 Sep Sunderland 0 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division Wed 10 Sep Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland First Division 1951/1952 Wed 26 Dec Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland First Division Tue 25 Dec Sunderland 1 - 4 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1950/1951 Mon 26 Mar Sunderland 2 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division Fri 23 Mar Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland First Division 1949/1950 Sat 04 Mar Sunderland 2 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 15 Oct Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland First Division 1948/1949 Sat 05 Mar Newcastle Utd. 2 - 1 Sunderland First Division Sat 09 Oct Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1933/1934 Sat 03 Mar Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 21 Oct Newcastle Utd. 2 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1932/1933 Sat 08 Apr Newcastle Utd. 0 - 1 Sunderland First Division Sat 26 Nov Sunderland 0 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1931/1932 Sat 09 Apr Newcastle Utd. 1 - 2 Sunderland First Division Sat 28 Nov Sunderland 1 - 4 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1930/1931 Sat 28 Mar Newcastle Utd. 2 - 0 Sunderland First Division Sat 22 Nov Sunderland 5 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1929/1930 Sat 22 Feb Newcastle Utd. 3 - 0 Sunderland First Division Sat 19 Oct Sunderland 1 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1928/1929 Sat 09 Mar Newcastle Utd. 4 - 3 Sunderland First Division Sat 27 Oct Sunderland 5 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1927/1928 Sat 17 Mar Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 05 Nov Newcastle Utd. 3 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1926/1927 Sat 19 Mar Newcastle Utd. 1 - 0 Sunderland First Division Sat 30 Oct Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1925/1926 Sat 27 Feb Sunderland 2 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 17 Oct Newcastle Utd. 0 - 0 Sunderland First Division 1924/1925 Sat 21 Feb Newcastle Utd. 2 - 0 Sunderland First Division Sat 18 Oct Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1923/1924 Sat 22 Dec Newcastle Utd. 0 - 2 Sunderland First Division Sat 15 Dec Sunderland 3 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1922/1923 Sat 11 Nov Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 04 Nov Newcastle Utd. 2 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1921/1922 Sat 26 Nov Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 19 Nov Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland First Division 1920/1921 Sat 16 Oct Sunderland 0 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 09 Oct Newcastle Utd. 6 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1919/1920 Sat 29 Nov Newcastle Utd. 2 - 3 Sunderland First Division Sat 22 Nov Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1914/1915 Sat 26 Dec Sunderland 2 - 4 Newcastle Utd. First Division Fri 25 Dec Newcastle Utd. 2 - 5 Sunderland First Division 1913/1914 Sat 27 Dec Newcastle Utd. 2 - 1 Sunderland First Division Sat 06 Sep Sunderland 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1912/1913 Mon 17 Mar Newcastle Utd. 0 - 3 Sunderland F.A. Cup Wed 12 Mar Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland F.A. Cup Sat 08 Mar Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. F.A. Cup Sat 28 Dec Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 07 Sep Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1911/1912 Sat 17 Feb Newcastle Utd. 3 - 1 Sunderland First Division Sat 14 Oct Sunderland 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1910/1911 Sat 19 Nov Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland First Division Thu 01 Sep Sunderland 2 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1909/1910 Wed 13 Apr Newcastle Utd. 1 - 0 Sunderland First Division Sat 18 Sep Sunderland 0 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1908/1909 Sat 10 Apr Sunderland 3 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division Wed 10 Mar Sunderland 0 - 3 Newcastle Utd. F.A. Cup Sat 06 Mar Newcastle Utd. 2 - 2 Sunderland F.A. Cup Sat 05 Dec Newcastle Utd. 1 - 9 Sunderland First Division 1907/1908 Sat 18 Apr Newcastle Utd. 1 - 3 Sunderland First Division Sat 21 Dec Sunderland 2 - 4 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1906/1907 Wed 20 Mar Sunderland 2 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 01 Sep Newcastle Utd. 4 - 2 Sunderland First Division 1905/1906 Sat 30 Dec Newcastle Utd. 1 - 1 Sunderland First Division Sat 02 Sep Sunderland 3 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1904/1905 Sat 22 Apr Newcastle Utd. 1 - 3 Sunderland First Division Sat 24 Dec Sunderland 3 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1903/1904 Fri 01 Jan Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 26 Dec Newcastle Utd. 1 - 3 Sunderland First Division 1902/1903 Sat 25 Apr Newcastle Utd. 1 - 0 Sunderland First Division Sat 27 Dec Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1901/1902 Mon 31 Mar Sunderland 0 - 0 Newcastle Utd. First Division Wed 12 Feb Newcastle Utd. 1 - 0 Sunderland F.A. Cup Sat 28 Sep Newcastle Utd. 0 - 1 Sunderland First Division 1900/1901 Wed 24 Apr Newcastle Utd. 0 - 2 Sunderland First Division Sat 06 Oct Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle Utd. First Division 1899/1900 Sat 28 Apr Sunderland 1 - 2 Newcastle Utd. First Division Sat 23 Dec Newcastle Utd. 2 - 4 Sunderland First Division 1898/1899 Sat 22 Apr Newcastle Utd. 0 - 1 Sunderland First Division Sat 24 Dec Sunderland 2 - 3 Newcastle Utd. First Division It was a match that comes once a life-time. The biggest humiliation of the Mackems in living memory ... and I thought I'd died and gone to heaven! NEWCASTLE 5 SUNDERLAND 1 NEWCASTLE: Krul, Jose Enrique, Coloccini, Williamson, Simpson, Tiote, Barton, Nolan, Gutierrez, Ameobi (Ranger 86), Carroll. Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Routledge, Lovenkrands, Perch, Ryan Taylor, Smith. SUNDERLAND: Mignolet, Bardsley, Bramble, Turner, Onuoha, Henderson, Cattermole (Mensah 76), Malbranque, Elmohamady (Gyan 40), Welbeck (Richardson 55), Bent. Subs Not Used: Gordon, Zenden, Da Silva, Ferdinand. Att: 51,988 It was as close to the perfect performance I have ever seen from a Newcastle United side. There was no weakness; no player gave less than 100%; and it was a system that ripped the heart out of the Mackems and had them running for the exit with half and hour still to go. Captain Marvel Kevin Nolan put in one of the best performances I have EVER seen, and I am old enough to remember Tony Green's stunning game at Old Trafford; Supermac's double at Hillsborough against Burnley; Shearer's five against Sheff Wed; Tino's hat-trick that rocked Barcelona; and David Ginola's wonder show at Bolton. He scored a hat-trick, but that was just part of it. He pulled the piss out of Cattermole for 76 minutes and Steve Bruce finally put his skipper out of his misery by subbing him before he broke down in tears! Nolan goaded him with: "What's the score? Eh eh eh eh?" and when Cattermole left the field Nolan then turned his attention to Mensah, who was so lucky not to get sent off for biting back. Nolan will make the headlines, but not far behind him was Joey Barton who was AWESOME! Every pass, cross, corner and free-kick put the Mackems to the sword, and this was the best we have ever seen of him. But there were 11 stars out there, and the Scum couldn't lick their boots. It was as close to perfection as I have ever seen. Match report:- The Magpies were on the front foot from the off as the game started at a lively pace, and they steadily built momentum before exploding into life with 24 minutes gone. It took a fine reaction save from Simon Mignolet to keep out Andy Carroll's bullet header, and the Belgian had to be equally alert two minutes later to claw Joey Barton's stinging drive away from the bottom corner. But the deadlock was finally broken from the resulting corner when central defender Mike Williamson got up well to head down Barton's corner and Nolan sent the ball into the roof of the net with an acrobatic overhead kick. The noise level at St James' Park reached ear-splitting levels as Nolan was mobbed by his team-mates, and it was to get much, much better for the home fans before the half-time whistle sounded. Newcastle increased their lead within eight minutes when Carroll's scuffed volley fell perfectly for the criminally unmarked Nolan, who controlled before slipping the ball past the advancing Mignolet. Bruce's game plan was simply not working, with lone striker Bent almost redundant, and the manager made his tactical move five minutes before the break when he sent on £13million-plus man Gyan in place of Ahmed Elmohamady and switched to a 4-4-2 formation. But before the new arrival could make an impact, his side fell further behind after Nedum Onuoha's clumsy injury-time challenge on Jonas Gutierrez prompted referee Phil Dowd to point to the spot. Ameobi, who converted a penalty in the corresponding fixture two seasons ago, repeated the feat to pile the pressure on Bruce and his players. Sunderland's reshuffle had seen Steed Malbranque drop into a midfield four and Jordan Henderson move out to the right, and while that gave them a better shape, they caused few problems for their hosts in the opening minutes of the second half. Their woes deepened with 53 minutes gone when in his eagerness to prevent Carroll from racing in on goal, Bramble launched himself into a desperate challenge which sent the striker sprawling, and was punished with a straight red card. Carroll sent a towering header over the bar two minutes later with the visitors rocking, and Bruce introduced Kieran Richardson as a replacement for Danny Welbeck with things going from bad to worse. Krul, who had been a virtual spectator for much of the game, had to get down well to turn away Phil Bardsley's 65th-minute strike, but the Magpies were coasting to victory. They increased their lead with 20 minutes remaining when Carroll's powerful header came back off the crossbar and Ameobi rifled home spectacularly. There was worse to come five minutes later when Nolan met Ameobi's flick-on two yards out to complete his hat-trick, and Bent's last-minute strike repaired none of the damage inflicted on the demoralised visitors. NEWCASTLE UNITED 2010/11 PREMIERSHIP NEWCASTLE 5 WEST HAM 0 (Best 3, Nolan, Lovenkrands)Harper, Simpson, Steven Taylor (Williamson 46), Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Barton, Nolan, Tiote, Gutierrez (Ferguson 66), Lovenkrands, Best (Ranger 64).Subs Not Used: Krul, Guthrie, Routledge, Perch. WIGAN 0 NEWCASTLE 1 (Ameobi)Harper, Simpson, Steven Taylor, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Barton, Nolan (Smith 86), Tiote, Gutierrez, Ameobi (Best 77), Lovenkrands (Routledge 70).Subs Not Used: Krul, Williamson, Perch, Ranger. TOTTENHAM 2 NEWCASTLE 0Krul, Coloccini, Steven Taylor, Perch, Tiote (Lovenkrands 79), Barton, Routledge, Simpson, Smith, Gutierrez (Ranger 67), Carroll.Subs Not Used: Harper, Williamson, Xisco, Best, Kadar. NEWCASTLE 1 MAN CITY 3 (Carroll)Krul, Simpson, Steven Taylor, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Routledge (Ranger 60), Barton, Tiote, Gutierrez, Nolan, Carroll.Subs Not Used: Harper, Williamson, Guthrie, Perch, Smith, Best. NEWCASTLE 3 LIVERPOOL 1 (Nolan, Barton, Carroll)Krul, Simpson, Steven Taylor, Campbell, Jose Enrique, Barton (Routledge 90), Nolan (Smith 87), Tiote, Gutierrez, Carroll, Ameobi (Ranger 63).Subs Not Used: Harper, Guthrie, Lovenkrands, Perch. WEST BROM 3 NEWCASTLE 1 (Lovenkrands)Krul, Simpson, Steven Taylor, Campbell, Jose Enrique, Routledge (Ranger 74), Guthrie (Smith 73), Tiote, Gutierrez, Carroll, Ameobi (Lovenkrands 46).Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Perch, Best, Kadar. NEWCASTLE 1 CHELSEA 1 (Carroll)Krul, Simpson, Steven Taylor, Campbell, Jose Enrique, Routledge, Guthrie, Tiote, Gutierrez, Carroll, Ameobi (Ranger 77).Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Lovenkrands, Perch, Smith, Best, Kadar. BOLTON 5 NEWCASTLE 1 (Carroll)Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Guthrie (Routledge 71), Nolan, Smith, Gutierrez (Campbell 77), Carroll, Ameobi (Lovenkrands 72).Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Perch, Steven Taylor, Ranger. NEWCASTLE 0 FULHAM 0Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Guthrie (Routledge 76), Tiote, Nolan, Gutierrez, Carroll, Lovenkrands (Ranger 76).Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Campbell, Smith, Xisco, Steven Taylor. NEWCASTLE 1 BLACKBURN 2 (Carroll)Krul, Simpson, Coloccini, Williamson, Jose Enrique, Barton, Nolan, Tiote (Routledge 88), Gutierrez, Carroll,Ameobi (Ranger 46).Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Campbell, Lovenkrands, Smith, Steven Taylor. ARSENAL 0 NEWCASTLE 1 (Carroll)Krul, Simpson, Coloccini, Williamson, Jose Enrique, Barton, Tiote, Nolan, Gutierrez, Carroll, Ameobi (Ranger 82).Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Campbell, Routledge, Lovenkrands, Smith, Steven Taylor. NEWCASTLE 5 SUNDERLAND 1 (Nolan 3, Ameobi 2 - 1 pen)Krul, Jose Enrique, Coloccini, Williamson, Simpson,Tiote, Barton, Nolan, Gutierrez, Ameobi (Ranger 86), Carroll.Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Routledge, Lovenkrands, Perch, Ryan Taylor, Smith. WEST HAM 1 NEWCASTLE 2 (Nolan, Carroll)Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Barton, Nolan, Tiote, Gutierrez, Carroll, Ameobi.Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Guthrie, Routledge, Lovenkrands, Perch, Ryan Taylor, Smith. NEWCASTLE 2 WIGAN ATH 2 (Ameobi, Coloccini)Krul, Perch (Ranger 89), Coloccini, Williamson, Jose Enrique, Guthrie (Routledge 66), Tiote, Barton, Gutierrez, Lovenkrands (Ameobi 60), Carroll.Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Ryan Taylor, Smith, Kadar. MAN CITY 2 NEWCASTLE 1 (Gutierrez)Krul, Perch, Williamson, Coloccini (Campbell 36), Jose Enrique, Ben Arfa (Routledge 7), Nolan (Carroll 76), Tiote, Barton, Gutierrez, Ameobi. Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Lovenkrands, Ryan Taylor, Smith. NEWCASTLE 1 STOKE CITY 2 (Nolan pen)Krul, Perch, Coloccini, Williamson, Jose Enrique, Ben Arfa (Gutierrez 62), Barton, Tiote (Ameobi 74), Routledge, Nolan, Carroll. Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Lovenkrands, Ryan Taylor, Smith, Ranger. EVERTON 0 NEWCASTLE 1 (Ben Arfa)Harper (Krul 35), Perch, Coloccini, Williamson,Jose Enrique, Routledge, Tiote, Barton,Ben Arfa (Gutierrez 84), Nolan, Carroll. Subs Not Used: Campbell, Lovenkrands, Ryan Taylor, Smith. NEWCASTLE 0 BLACKPOOL 2Harper, Perch, Coloccini, Williamson, Jose Enrique, Routledge (Ameobi 81), Smith (Lovenkrands 62), Barton, Gutierrez (Ben Arfa 73), Nolan, Carroll.Subs Not Used: Krul, Campbell, Ryan Taylor, Tiote. WOLVES 1 NEWCASTLE 1 (Carroll)Harper, Perch, Williamson, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Routledge, Smith, Barton, Gutierrez, Nolan, Carroll (Ameobi 81).Subs Not Used: Krul, Lovenkrands, Ryan Taylor, Kadar, Vuckic, Ranger. NEWCASTLE 6 ASTON VILLA 0 (Barton, Nolan 2, Carroll 3)Harper, Perch, Coloccini, Williamson, Jose Enrique, Routledge (Ameobi 76), Smith (Ryan Taylor 76), Barton, Gutierrez (Xisco 80), Nolan, Carroll.Subs Not Used: Krul, Lovenkrands, Vuckic, Tavernier. MAN UTD 3 NEWCASTLE 0Harper, Perch, Coloccini, Williamson, Jose Enrique, Routledge, Smith, Nolan (Ameobi 71), Barton,Gutierrez (Xisco 80), Carroll. Subs Not Used: Krul, Ryan Taylor, Vuckic, Ranger, Tavernier. FA CUP STEVENAGE 3 NEWCASTLE 1Krul, Perch, Coloccini, Williamson, Simpson, Barton, Smith (Tiote 58), Nolan, Routledge, Lovenkrands (Airey 78), Best (Ranger 46).Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Guthrie, Kadar, Ferguson. CARLING CUP NEWCASTLE 0 ARSENAL 4Krul, Perch, Williamson, Kadar, Ryan Taylor, Routledge (Gutierrez 56), Guthrie, Smith (Barton 71), Vuckic, Lovenkrands (Carroll 57), Ranger.Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Tiote. CHELSEA 3 NEWCASTLE 4 (Ranger, R Taylor, Ameobi 2)Krul, Ryan Taylor (Tiote 63), Campbell, Coloccini (Williamson 63), Ferguson (Barton 90), Ranger, Gutierrez, Vuckic, Smith, Ameobi, Lovenkrands.Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Nolan, Carroll, Ben Arfa. ACCRINGTON STANLEY 2 NEWCASTLE 3 (Ryan Taylor, Ameobi, Lovenkrands)Krul, Ryan Taylor, Kadar, Tavernier, Ferguson, Ranger, Donaldson, Vuckic (Nolan 90), LuaLua, Ameobi,Lovenkrands.Subs Not Used: Soderberg, Williamson, Barton, Routledge, Perch, Smith. PRE-SEASON CARLISLE 0 NEWCASTLE 3 (Best, Ranger, Vuckic)Harper (Krul 46), Tavernier (R Taylor 46), Coloccini (S Taylor 46) (Henderson 81), Williamson (Perch 46), Enrique (Ferguson 46), Inman (Routledge 46), Smith (Barton 46), Nolan (Guthrie 46), LuaLua (Vuckic 46) , Carroll (Best 46), Lovenkrands (Ranger 46). NORWICH CITY 2 NEWCASTLE 1 (Ameobi)Krul, Taylor (Routledge 45), Tavernier, Coloccini (Williamson 45), Diaz (Ferguson 57); Ranger (Xisco 45), Barton (Smith 45), Nolan (Guthrie 45), Vuckic (Edmundsson 72); Best (Lovenkrands 45), Carroll (Ameobi 45). NEWCASTLE 2 PSV EINDHOVEN 2 (R.Taylor, Best) Harper, Perch, Enrique, Coloccini, Williamson, Guthrie, Nolan, Smith, Ryan Taylor, Lovenkrands, Ameobi. Subs: Carroll, Xisco, Best, LuaLua, Krul, Vuckic, Ranger, Donaldson, Tavernier. DEPORTIVO 0 NEWCASTLE 0 (NUFC win 5-4 on penalties - Lovenkrands, Nolan, Carroll, R Taylor, Barton)Harper (Krul 46); R Taylor, Perch (Tavernier 52), Coloccini, Enrique; Routledge, Barton, Guthrie (Nolan 46), Xisco (Gutierrez 46); Carroll, Best (Lovenkrands 73). Subs (not used): Smith, Ferguson RANGERS 2 NEWCASTLE 1 (Lovenkrands)Harper; Perch (Tavernier 81), Coloccini (Ferguson 81), Williamson, Enrique (R Taylor 56); Routledge (Xisco 83), Barton, Nolan, Guthrie, Gutierrez (Lovenkrands 69); Carroll (Ameobi 46).
