Newcastle haven't got a queue! Toon gloom as three fans turn up at launch

24 July 2009 11:30
Are you ready for chapter 34 of 'Newcastle: The Laughing Stock'? You know the story. Relegated from the Barclays Premier League, with no manager, a owner who wants out, players threatening to walk out - and, speaking of revolting, a shocking new yellow kit. Did you nick my place?: The Toon Army must be on holiday And the woeful custard-cream has brought further shame (we're not sure at which point we reach rock bottom in this saga) on the club at the official launch of the strip. Eager to shift a few kits to boost the bank balance, Newcastle were underwhelmed when just three (3) fans turned up to splash the cash at the club shop at St James' Park. Rumours sweeping the city suggest that the club had little trouble enforcing their single file queuing policy.

Source: Daily_Mail