HATCHET MAN: Taylor made for Newcastle with his latest words of wisdom at the loony Toon

09 March 2009 10:11
Steven Taylor appears to be the perfect player for Newcastle [LNB]if what he has said this week is anything to go by. [LNB]The comedy club who seem to be in a permanent state of confusion, have in the centre back the embodiment of what they stand for. [LNB][LNB][LNB] Scuffle: Taylor got involved with Rio Ferdinand[LNB]  More from Hatchet Man... HATCHET MAN: Thinking big isn't helping Boro as Huth blunders about at the back[LNB]09/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Disappointing Deco's days are numbered at Chelsea[LNB]09/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Zlatan should let his feet do the talking but Manchester United can teach him a lesson[LNB]09/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Using aggression to hide his limited ability will see Cattermole found out in the end - but not if Wigan boss Bruce reins him in[LNB]06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: So much for football's role models! Ashley Cole's latest scrape proves that the Chelsea chump will never learn[LNB]06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: The real challenge, Arsene, is to produce better tacklers not your netball-loving French fancies[LNB]06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: United's busy body Rio still has a lot of growing up to do[LNB]06/03/09 HATCHET MAN: Redknapp should know that Lennon won't be an England player until he learns how to pass the ball properly[LNB]05/03/09 VIEW FULL ARCHIVE[LNB] 'If causing a bit of mayhem or bringing out a row takes the pressure away from the football side I will do it, ' said Steven Taylor as he revealed his cunning plan to make things better for long-suffering Newcastle.[LNB]Never mind the fact that his appearing to lash out at Cristiano Ronaldo and then becoming embroiled in a half-time bust-up with other Manchester United players didn't work at all last week. [LNB]Taylor added: ' When I'm bored, I'm dangerous. The fun part is trying to get out of trouble.' [LNB]And then, the funniest line of all: 'This club belongs in  Europe.'  [LNB][LNB][LNB][LNB][LNB][LNB][LNB][LNB][LNB][LNB] Ferdinand's fury at Taylor in tunnel spat over Ronaldo challenge[LNB]Fighting talk: Ronaldo fury at Taylor sparks United-Toon tunnel bust-up[LNB]PICTURE SPECIAL: Vidic gets the elbow! United star in the wars again after clash with Newcastle's Martins[LNB]Newcastle 1 Manchester Utd 2: Fizzy Fergie is seven up [LNB]NEWCASTLE UNITED FC NEWS FROM ACROSS THE NET[LNB][LNB]  

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