Bookies Back Toon - With Or Without Pardew!

10 June 2013 12:46
David Moyes or Jose Mourinho for the title? It's a no-brainer to me.

Would Moyes shit his pants if he actually WON something?

I seriously think he would.

Like Alan Pardew, the new Man Utd boss has won bugger all in his career, and to make his first medal a Premiership title is (in my opinion) wishful thinking.

The Special One will be on his tail, and with the added pressure of the Stretford End baying for (more) glory, I think Moyes will be out the door within the year.

So what of Pardew and his precarious position at Newcastle?

He knows he's at the Last Chance Saloon ... but the bookies have Newcastle EIGHTH favourites to win the Premiership!

Man Utd are top at 2/1, Man City and Chelsea 5/4 and Newcastle in 8th at ... errrr ... 1,000/1.

As for relegation, we aren't even in the hunt. According to Labrokes it's the promoted trio heading for the trap-door - Hull City, Palace and Cardiff.

Good news indeed.

Source: Newcastle United Mad

Source: FOOTYMAD