Neighbours from hell

THE noisy neighbours didn't just turn up the volume - they started to knock down the dividing wall. And it was with delicious irony that the man who wielded the sledgehammer was the man who snubbed the Reds to join the Blue revolution, the Argentinian who crossed the great divide, Carlos Tevez. Not only that, El Apache went on the derby warpath after he scored the equaliser with the coolest penalty kick you will see.