Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is already running low on strikers and now Wayne Rooney
is risking life and limb parascending in France.
Cristiano Ronald has left Old Trafford for Real Madrid in an astounding £80million transfer this summer and Carlos Tevez's two-year loan period has expired, with the Argentina star set to join Manchester City.
Those two high-profile departures have left Sir Alex short on forward options and the sight of England's top striker narrowly missing the main mast of a sail boat is sure to displease the Red Devils' hierarchy.
Rooney, on holiday with pregnant wife Coleen in St Tropez, took to the air in tandem with a pal. Fergie avert your eyes now!