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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
If Liverpool's fall from grace in European competition had their fans digging out dusty copies of the Rough Guide to European Football to get a handle on last night's opponents and wondering if the whole embarrassing business of Europa League football was beneath them, maybe today the fans of Unirea Urziceni are checking to see if it was actually the real Liverpool they had heard so much about who huffed and puffed against them to little good effect and asking if Rafa Benitez's side are really worth a place even at Europe's second table.
The Romanian Champions, in the middle of a winter break and without competitive football for the best part of three months, prepared for their match at Anfield with a warm up against Northwich Victoria. They struggled to a 1-0 win over the non-league side. It wasn't a bad dry run in the end.
Liverpool, once they recovered from the shame of Champions League elimination, were supposed to dust themselves down and cut through matches against Europe's lesser lights with rapier like ruthlessness. Slumming it for a while, the competition was theirs for the taking, a confidence booster in a troubled season and a shinny prize at the end of it.
On this evidence the inconvenience of Thursday night football won't last much longer.
It could have been much different. Anfield roused itself before the game and Liverpool came out of the blocks with purpose and intent. Had Steven Gerrard converted his presentable chance in the first minute perhaps the floodgates would have opened. He, and so they, didn't.
Liverpool dominated possession and territory as they have done so often this season but as the chances dried up the Romanians, showing about as much ambition as a pot smoking nihilist teenager, shut up shop without breaking sweat.
Two banks of white shirts blocked Liverpool's path to goal and the home side lacked the guile or invention to pick a way through it until David Ngog spared everyone's blushes with a late winner.
Liverpool were the better team. But in this competition that is supposed to be a given.
The quiet and resignation that settled over Anfield after the initial bombast had died down spoke of a despondency that narrow wins over teams like Unirea has no chance of lifting.
Benítez and Gerrard both observed, correctly, that the second leg may well suit them better, what with the Romanians having to actually come out and play, but European nights in this part of the world are not supposed to be this way.
With such a rich history in continental competition, the poverty of last night was hard to bare, even painful to watch. The soothing balm of a trophy at the end of the season isn't going to come easy. If it comes at all.
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