9 emotions Liverpool fans went through on fixture release day

17 June 2015 11:01

There’s no question who got the rough end of the fixture stick as far as the good people of the internet are concerned – it’s Liverpool.

Here’s what the Anfield faithful have been going through this morning.

1. Anticipation

It’s fixture release day. You’re excited. Of course you’re excited. Who are you gonna face first? A nice juicy game against United, maybe? Or a low-profile game against one of the promoted sides to ease you in?

2. Irritation

Stoke. Of course it’s Stoke – the team that spoilt Stevie G’s last game with a 6-1 win on the last day of the season. Literally the worst it could possibly have been.

3. Bullishness

Okay, it could be worse. It’s a chance to get some sweet, sweet revenge.

4. Nausea

The shock of that opening game has receded so now you check out the rest of the fixtures. And you wish you hadn’t bothered.

5. Cheeky optimism

Face facts, Brendan…

6. Blind optimism

That’s one way of looking at it.

7. Measured optimism

Because every difficult fixture has an equal and opposite easy fixture – if the start of the season is tough, the end of the season must be a walk in Stanley Park.

8. Why always me?

Just as you’ve made peace with the fixtures, the news surfaces that Manchester City have made another bid for Raheem Sterling.

9. Pure unbridled pessimism

The natural state of all football fans, deep down.

Source: SNAPPA