Source: FOOTYMAD
Watts Must Return To Baldie Ways.
Watts Suffering Samson & Delilah Syndrome Remember how gleeful we were when Adam Watts made his loan from Fulham permanent? Then how sad we were when he broke his leg against Grimsby Town of all opponents? Yes even those who dared to suggest he was ginger were cool - hey presto a makeover saw him seen as Sincil's honey blonde centre half, a red head at the Imps with a fire in his belly to match. Then alas the psychological fall out from that horrific break appeared to dampen his desire in some eyes, when he finally returned to action after a long lay off. Then, just as he starts showing the future captain’s form he gets injured again! So What’s Vexing Vic? Lincoln City Mad can today reveal Vic Erzantarz theory, thanks to a brainstorming session on the ale with Goldilocks and the three bears – Hair. Watts is suffering from Invesre Samson & Delilah Syndrome. Yes the hair appears to have been the problem all along - as opposed to just a poor back four and a midfield that is more likely to go missing than an Accountant running a Ponzi scheme. So come on Adam, throw away the hair dye mate and get down the barbers. Not a hairdresser’s mind, but a proper mans place complete with a cut throat razor. Then have a number zero to become an instant hero. Then maybe splash it all over with some Brut 33. Forget the snood if you need to stay warm get down the club shop and buy a bobble hat then go to the Indoor Market and get 20kg of raw meet. Cooked chickens and pasta indeed.! Seriously Adam great to have you back Full name Adam Watts Date of birth March 4, 1988 (1988-03-04) (age 22) Place of birth Hackney, London, England Height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) Weight 12st 8lb Playing position Defender Squad Number 4 2010/11 Aps 24 (L2 20 FAC 2 LC 1 JPT 1) Goals 1 Mins on Pitch 2130 Yellows 2 Fouls 19 Fouled 26 Shots 6 (on 0) Historic Data Youth career Fulham Historic Data 2006–2010 Fulham 0 (0) 2007 Milton Keynes Dons (loan) 2 (0) 2009 Northampton Town (loan) 5 (0) 2009 Lincoln City (loan) 10 (0) 2010– Lincoln City 24 (1)
