Source: Daily_Mail
Top of the crops: The five worst haircuts in the Premier League
John Terry celebrated his winner for England against Ukraine by receiving an imaginary haircut from Wayne Rooney. [LNB]Earlier in the week, Rooney had actually cut the skipper's hair to get round a rule that prevented them from leaving the team hotel.[LNB] Cut above: John Terry celebrates with Wayne Rooney[LNB]'I needed a haircut, but we weren't allowed to leave the hotel,' Terry said. 'I asked Wazza and he obliged by giving me a little trim. I'm pleased with it and I might go back next time. He was asking for a tenner for it, but I still owe him.'Despite having his hair cut by English football's 'crazy man' Terry's barnet is mild in comparison to some of his Premier League colleagues. Sportsmail takes a look at the worst five haircuts currently 'cropping' up in the top flight.[LNB] [LNB]Fabricio Coloccini Newcastle's lively full-back burst onto the scene at the beginning of the season, causing the barbers of the North-East to lick their lips in anticipation. [LNB]But as of yet they have failed to get their hands on this frizzy abomination. [LNB]If points were handed out for ringlets and volume Newcastle would be safe and Alan Shearer would still be on Match of the Day. [LNB][LNB] Djibril CisseIf Coloccini is evading the North-East's barbers, this French international is helping them through the recession almost singlehandedly. [LNB]There is a new monstrosity each week, more often than not involving bright dye and grotesque patterns. [LNB]Basically his hair is the equivalent of a much-regretted drunken tattoo - except he makes a new mistake every week. [LNB][LNB] [LNB]Marouane FellainiYou know things have got bad when your nickname is 'Screech', in honour of the gangly manchild from Saved By The Bell.[LNB] Fellaini managed to ignore the nickname and repeated calls to have his enormous afro cut off until very recently.[LNB] So, short back and sides for the Everton man? No, a hideous corn-row and bead creation that makes him look like an embarrassing European tourist in Jamaica. [LNB] [LNB]Dirk KuytA man's man, our Dirk, this hairdo is a tribute to lads who hop in the shower, shun the shampoo and don't even take a glance at what's on top. [LNB]The downside for the Liverpool forward is that he now resembles a B-movie star, a blue movie star that is[LNB]Matters aren't helped when his on-field hustle and bustle produces a sweat build-up that adds a neat layer of grease.[LNB] [LNB] Benoit Assou-EkottoThe Spurs defender is in possession of an afro so huge, it constitutes half his body weight. [LNB]While other footballers have turned their back on the afro, this man is committed to the cause. [LNB]It has height, volume and the odd bit of colour. But he looks like a skunk, and for this he's on our list. [LNB] [LNB]
