8 WTF questions we all had watching England pinch a draw against Italy

31 March 2015 22:17

England have drawn 1-1 with Italy in their international friendly in Turin but there’s still questions for Roy Hodgson and a few others. Here goes…

1. WTF is going on with a half-empty stadium?

Kieran Gibbs playing for England against Italy at the half empty Juventus Stadium in Turin
(Mike Egerton/PA)

Italy is in a “transitional period” right now and we saw a vastly different team to the one that turned out against England some nine months ago. There was no Mario Balotelli, no Andrea Pirlo and no Daniele De Rossi. But this new-look team doesn’t seem to be cutting the mustard with Italian fans.

There was an eerily quiet atmosphere at Juventus Stadium. In fact…

2. WTF is Phil Jones doing at Number 8?

Phil Jones for England
(Antonio Calanni/AP/PA)

3. WTF Roy, Jones is better in central defence

Phil Jones for England
(Antonio Calanni/AP/PA)

Injury forced a change as a wobbly Chris Smalling came off looking unsteady on his feet. He was replaced by Michael Carrick who took over from Jones in the holding position to force the fellow Man Utd man into defence. Twitter was much happier.

4. WTF is Theo Walcott doing as a striker?

Theo Walcott in action for England against Italy
(Antonio Calanni/AP/PA)

Theo Walcott was brought in for his first international match in just over 18 months. There’s a lot of love for Theo and having him back in the team but people wanted him on the wing, cutting in from the wing, and anything but being an out-and-out striker and heading up that diamond.

He was eventually replaced by Ross Barkley, with the Everton player being a much more natural fit for the striker role.

5. WTF? Why didn’t Harry Kane score immediately from the kick-off?

England's Harry Kane
(Mike Egerton/PA)

Harry Kane was handed his full England debut as Roy Hodgson tinkered with his side for the game.

The 21-year-old striker was one of five alterations to Friday’s Euro 2016 qualifying win against Lithuania but after scoring from the bench last week, people had expectations…

6. WTF? Who was shouting ‘hold the line?’

Joe Hart
(Antonio Calanni/AP/PA)

With microphones situated around the ground it’s no surprise that we can pick up some of the on-pitch instructions. It could well have been Andy Townsend’s mic way up in the commentary box that picked up the enormous scream of Joe Hart to “hold the line”. At least it was family friendly, even if Twitter’s response wasn’t.

7. WTF? Why can’t Andros Townsend do that for Spurs*?

Andros Townsend celebrates his goal
(Mike Egerton/PA)

Andros Townsend came on as a sub for Fabian Delph. His wonder goal shot beat Gianluigi Buffon to level the game and save England’s anguish. Townsend has now scored in his last two games for England after netting against San Marino in October, but all of that is little comfort for Tottenham fans. When he scored he was congratulated by his club teammates: Harry Kane, Ryan Mason and Kyle Walker. Fans want him doing the biz for them too.

*From, you know, Spurs’ fans.

8 And, probably not quite WTF, but maybe Roy, the other goalies could have had a go?

England goalkeeper Joe Hart is beaten by Graziano Pelle
(Antonio Calanni/AP/PA)

Joe Hart became the youngest goalkeeper to rack up 50 caps for the Three Lions and is pretty much guaranteed the No 1 jersey. Knowing there’s such trusty hands for England there was a fine argument for giving a go to either Stoke’s Jack Butland or Rob Green of QPR. #Justsaying.

Source: SNAPPA