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Wayne Rooney watch (or how much does he owe the swear box?)

07 Apr 2011 00:20:24

Wayne Rooney watch (or how much does he owe the swear box?)

2 mins  Showed admirable restraint to last this long but even a saint would swear after a late tackle by Essien. Let's call it a tenner     20 mins What's Spanish for *@&!? Has a (clean) word with ref after he gives him a free-kick rather than play on. ?5 for thinking about it Screen test: Wayne Rooney ignores the camera as he celebrates victory 23 mins Rooney scores in front of Blues fans but keeps his celebration nonaggressive. Rolls about a lot but doesn't swear. Have ?10 back, Wayne 27 mins Ramires whacks Roo's ankle and the boss goes mad. Not a peep from saintly Wayne. Cat got your tongue? Tenner please, Fergie  50 mins Rooney has a touchline chat with Fergie while Rafael gets treatment. Was there swearing? And by whom? Probably not. No fine   55 mins Wayne has the ball in the net but Little Pea is offside. Under your breath still counts, Roo. Let's have that ?10  89 mins First confirmed sighting of the F-word when Berbatov takes on two players instead of passing. ?20 and don't argue 90 mins Cameraman is straight in his face on the final whistle, but Wayne keeps his lips together. No fine. Total = ?45    VerdictMuch nicer than the last time he was in London. Take him home to meet your nan? Maybe not.  Chelsea 0 Manchester United 1: Rooney the hero for Fergie as Reds claim advantageCHAMPIONS LEAGUE LIVE: Chelsea 0 Manchester United 1 - the action from Stamford Bridge as it happenedAll the latest Manchester United news, features and opinion  Explore more:Places: London


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