Wayne Rooney watch (or how much does he owe the swear box?)

07 April 2011 00:20
2 mins  Showed admirable restraint to last this long but even a saint would swear after a late tackle by Essien.[LNB] Let's call it a tenner     [LNB]20 mins What's Spanish for *@&!? Has a (clean) word with ref after he gives him a free-kick rather than play on.[LNB] ?5 for thinking about it[LNB] Screen test: Wayne Rooney ignores the camera as he celebrates victory[LNB]23 mins Rooney scores in front of Blues fans but keeps his celebration nonaggressive. Rolls about a lot but doesn't swear.[LNB] Have ?10 back, Wayne[LNB]27 mins Ramires whacks Roo's ankle and the boss goes mad. Not a peep from saintly Wayne. Cat got your tongue?[LNB] Tenner please, Fergie  [LNB]50 mins Rooney has a touchline chat with Fergie while Rafael gets treatment. Was there swearing? And by whom?[LNB] Probably not. No fine   [LNB]55 mins Wayne has the ball in the net but Little Pea is offside. Under your breath still counts, Roo.[LNB] Let's have that ?10  [LNB]89 mins First confirmed sighting of the F-word when Berbatov takes on two players instead of passing.[LNB] ?20 and don't argue[LNB]90 mins Cameraman is straight in his face on the final whistle, but Wayne keeps his lips together.[LNB] No fine. Total = ?45    [LNB]VerdictMuch nicer than the last time he was in London. Take him home to meet your nan? Maybe not.[LNB] Chelsea 0 Manchester United 1: Rooney the hero for Fergie as Reds claim advantageCHAMPIONS LEAGUE LIVE: Chelsea 0 Manchester United 1 - the action from Stamford Bridge as it happenedAll the latest Manchester United news, features and opinion[LNB] [LNB]  Explore more:Places: London

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