Step up Wayne Rooney, who was pictured arriving at Glasgow airport carrying something other than the obligatory leather holdall and giant headphones.
Wazza was carrying a plastic bag, a plastic bag covered in pictures of none other than Shrek - the very same big-eared, filthy ogre who is often cited as Rooney's look-a-like.
Was it a lucky coincidence? Or has Rooney found a new humility after his recent 'troubles'? Has the England striker learned to embrace his inner Shrek?
The pictures got Elevenses thinking. How many other big-name stars of the game would be capable of such a statement of self parody?
Can you imagine Ashley Cole turning up at the airport dressed in a suit made of £50 notes? Or Joey Barton in prison clothing? How about Jamie Carragher in an England shirt? Maybe Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan ready for a three-legged race? Ryan Shawcross carrying a scythe? Or Kevin Davies as a giant yellow card?
Come on footballers of England, it's time to find the humour in this ridiculousness you inhabit. Elevenses is today dressed as a journalist.