Here are those pictures of Andy Townsend looking silly you wanted

08 January 2015 15:46

These are sad times for fans of Andy Townsend (tumbleweed…) as it appears he’s being ditched from whatever remains of ITV’s football coverage come the end of the season.

As we’re going to be hearing a lot less of him saying silly things in future, we thought we’d show you some pictures of him doing silly things instead.

1. Here’s Andy in and around a van with Savo Milosevic

Andy Townsend and Savo Milosevic in a van
(Matthew Ashton/EMPICS)

2. Are they… Hammer pants?

Eire manager Jack Charlton talks to captain Andy Townsend
(Matthew Ashton/EMPICS)

3. This guy finds water hilarious

Andy Townsend during training with Ireland
(Steve Mitchell/EMPICS)

4. Is it a good idea to cycle from Birmingham to Wembley? Not for me, Clive

Aston Villa striker Savo Milosovic, left,  defender Ugo Ehiogu, centre, and club captain Andy Townsend point the way ahead for their side at Villa Park before this weekend's Coca Cola Cup final at Wembley
At least his cap isn’t on backwards (David Jones/PA)

5. Here’s Andy apparently telling a St John’s Ambulance volunteer to eff off

Andy Townsend with a St John's Ambulance volunteer
What did he ever do to you, Andy? (Mike Egerton/EMPICS)

6. Here’s Andy holding the flags of two countries he isn’t from

Andy Townsend with Irish and American flags
(Laurence Griffiths/EMPICS)

7. If you ever wanted a good look up Townsend’s hooter, you’re in luck

An extreme close-up of Andy Townsend
(Matthew Ashton/EMPICS)

8. How on earth someone got Roy Keane to do this is beyond us

Ireland internationals Andy Townsend and Roy Keane posing with a man dressed as Fred Flintstone
(Laurence Griffiths/EMPICS)

9. No words required

Andy Townsend shakes hands with a streaker
(Laurence Griffiths/EMPICS)

Source: SNAPPA